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Don't ask I dunno. I was bored, I saw it, so I'll take it!
Some time before hopping back onto WoW >.>

ANOREXIA :
[ ] you have dry skin.
[ ] you eat 1 meal.
[ ] you're very weak.
[ ] you hate yourself.
[ ] you starve yourself
[x] you have low self esteem. (This is like the living embodiment of me right there. >.>)
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you need to be more skinny.
[ ] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat.
[ ] people think you are too skinny.
Total: 1 out of 10.

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER) :
[x] your mind is all over the place. (Like right now. I just alt-tab'd to WoW!)
[ ] you are hyper most of the time.
[x] you barely pay attention to anything. (This is why nothing I do ever gets updated)
[ ] you can't cooperate well.
[ ] you talk all the time.
[ ] you need attention 24/7.
Total: 2 out of 6.

BIPOLAR DISORDER :
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed. (Allll the time >> At least online)
[ ] you are very irritable.
[x] you are anti social. (Sort of... I mean people dun talk to me so >>)
[ ] you have very high self esteem sometimes.
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.(Err I've THOUGHT about it <<)
Total: 3 out of 6.

BULIMIA NERVOSA :
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you're way too skinny.
Total: 0 out of 7.

CONDUCT DISORDER :
[ ] you are a bully.
[ ] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose.
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
Total: 0 out of 10.

DEPRESSION :
[x] you are always sad.
[ ] you find no hope in your future.
[ ] you find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day. (If I'm not at work, I'm in my bedroom playin' gamez)
[x] you have low self esteem. (24/7 yo ;D)
[ ] everything bad happens is always your fault.
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt. (I dun get this one)
[ ] you are failing school.
[x] you have thought of/attempted suicide.
[ ] you have ran away from home.
[ ] hope is no longer there for you.
Total: 4 out of 11.

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER) :
[ ] you have daily rituals.
[ ] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[ ] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[ ] you have to check some stuff over again.
Total: 0 out of 7.

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER) :
[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you can be/are anti-social. (It's the world not me I swear! <<)
[ ] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] you have not had a lot of sleep lately.
[ ] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[x] you can have angry outbursts.
[x] You act younger than your age.
Total: 4 out of 9.

SCHIZOPHRENIA :
[ ] you often have hallucinations.
[ ] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[ ] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[x] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 2 out of 9

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I got tagged and ACTUALLY listened to the tag! :P
1. Choose a few of your own characters -- five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

OCs:
Kristena Dargoth: My half-dragon OC. You can find some pictures of her in my favorites... I think. She's not a very nice person though but this'll be a fun way to use her. XD
"... Do I really have too? Humans and your silly little things..."
Myst Saylene: Kristena's "master". xD My friends all love her so why not use her?
"This sounds like fun!"
Faye: The half-succubus Death Knight. XD She's a new character but I like her soooo...
"Well I suppose this won't hurt any."
Meredith Pentdragon: The Paladin! ;P I like her too. Yeah I like a lot of my OCs.
"Well, I guess if I have too..."
Kouryou Kurisu: And now to use my Engi OC based in the Narutoverse. Just to be different. XD
"This is a waste of time..."

How old are you?
Kristena: "Well... Old enough that I probably knew your ancestors when they were still babies."
Myst: "Lets just say a double digit number... Age isn't important anyway~"
Faye: "At least a few centuries... I don't really keep count."
Meredith: "Why is everyone so elusive on this...? Seventeen."
Kurisu: "Sixteen."

What's your height?
Kristena: "Five foot eight."
Myst: "Five foot seven."
Faye: "Five foot three."
Meredith: "Five foot."
Kurisu: "Five foot six."

Are you a virgin?
Kristena: "No."
Myst: "Noooooope~"
Faye: "... Really that should be obvious. How else do you think I'm even alive?"
Meredith: "Of course."
Kurisu: "What a stupid question, of course."

Who's your mate/spouse?
Kristena: "I don't have one."
Myst: "Aaaah I'd like Kris-Kris to be my wife~"
Faye: "None."
Meredith: "Nope."
Kurisu: "Idiotic question, next?"

Do you have any kids?
Kristena: "No I don't."
Myst: "None!"
Faye: "No..."
Meredith: "Really this question seems pointless but no."
Kurisu: "Who writes this crap?"

What's your favorite food?
Kristena: "I'm not a picky eater. Anything is fine."
Myst: "Curry! Lots and lots of curry!"
Faye: "I like strawberries myself."
Meredith: "Well... I suppose I myself one of those new foods... What do they call it? A pizza?"
Kurisu: "Food is food."

What's your favorite ice cream color?
Kristena: "Ice cream? What is that?"
Myst: "Never heard of ice cream."
Faye: "Ice cream?"
Meredith: "None of you...? I guess if you just wander around that wasteland of Inakos all the time... It's a new food. I haven't tried it."
Kurisu: "Again. Food is food."

Have you killed anyone?
Kristena: "Many."
Myst: "Oh... Maybe a few here and there... Hehe."
Faye: "Being with those two and not killing anyone is impossible. It's the life."
Meredith: "No I haven't..."
Kurisu: "Yes."

Do you hate anyone?
Kristena: "I hate a lot of humans. You're all a bunch of arrogant beings sometimes."
Myst: "Me hate? No way~"
Faye: "Hate is a strong word... I only dislike people. Like priests and such."
Meredith: "No."
Kurisu: "Does it matter?"

Have any secrets?
Kristena: "More then you can imagine."
Myst: "I have some skeletons in the closet as you could say."
Faye: "Not really."
Meredith: "Hmmm... No I suppose not."
Kurisu: "No."

Do you love anyone?
Kristena: "No."
Myst: "Aaaah I love many people~"
Faye: "Oh... Maybe a few."
Meredith: "Well I love my family."
Kurisu: "... Only one person."

What is your job?
Kristena: "I'm a mercenary."
Myst: "I work with her of course!"
Faye: "Same."
Meredith: "I'm a Templar of the Sacred Flame. I think some call us Paladins."
Kurisu: "I'm a shinobi, nothing more."

Boy or girl?
Kristena: "... Are you serious? You humans and your... Girl."
Myst: "100% female!"
Faye: "Ever heard of a male succubus? Hahahaha. Female."
Meredith: "Girl."
Kurisu: "How many idiotic questions do I have to answer? Female."

What do you to relax?
Kristena: "A nice bath always helps."
Myst: "Why just being with my Kris-Kris, hahahaha~"
Faye: "I think I'll say a bath."
Meredith: "I always like a good book."
Kurisu: "I don't need to relax."

What do you think your life expectancy is?
Kristena: "Eternal."
Myst: "Oh... I'd rather not say."
Faye: "Eternal as well. Well unless something bad happens..."
Meredith: "Erm... Well... Not sure..."
Kurisu: "As long as it has to be."
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By popular demand (AKA One person XD) I've decided to post my Original Characters here... The ones with art anyway. >.>; I'll make a better one later. I promise. :P

img.photobucket.com/albums/v12…
Kristena Einhart Dargoth
- Probably my most favorite OC. XD Although I've started making one I really like and the other favorite is...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v12…
Myst Saylene
- This is among the most favorite OCs I have among friends. They all really like her. xD Some random more pictures here...
img.photobucket.com/albums/v12…
img.photobucket.com/albums/v12…

img.photobucket.com/albums/v12…
Meredith Pentdragon
- Relatively new but... I like her. Very little art of her though...

Those are the only 3 that are totally original. They are part of my 'Realm of Antioch' thing I write about but haven't talked about 'ere. I have another OC I'll share, she's original in design and stuff but she exists in a fictional timeline of Naruto.

img.photobucket.com/albums/v12…
Kouryou Kurisu
- Here's some shameless fanservice art that I like of her. xD
img.photobucket.com/albums/v12…

Random Notes
o As for my first three... Kristena x Myst is some random pairing art I got. Although it's one-sided deal. XD Myst likes Kristena. Mhm.
o The character I'm working on now is a half-succubus I named 'Faye'. She's a Death Knight. <<b
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My worth AMG :O

4 min read
How much are you worth?

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Black - $100
[x] Blonde - $50
[ ] Red - $75
[ ] Brown - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $2

Total | $50

Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $150
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue - $50
[ ] Hazel - $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far | $100

Height
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ] 6'8" to 7' - $175
[ ] 6'0" to 6'7" - $150
[x] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 4'9 - $45

Total so far | $175

Age
[ ] 41 to 50 - $150
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far | $275

Birth Order
[ ] Twins (or more) - $300
[x] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second Born - $150
[ ] Middle Child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $200
[ ] Third Born - $100
[ ] Fourth Born - $100
[ ] Fifth Born - $375

Total so far | $575

Drink?
[x] No - $400
[ ] Only holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] Yes - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle- $0

Total so far | $975

Vision
[x] perfect vision - $300
[ ] Have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100
[ ] Glasses - $50
[ ] Contacts - $25
[ ] Surgical correction - $135

Total so far | $1275

Family's Car Color(s)
[ ] White - $2,000
[ ] Maroon - $800
[ ] Gold - $700
[ ] Gray - $600
[ ] Blue - $900
[ ] Pink - $475
[x] Black - $450
[ ] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan- $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] No Car - $0

Total so far | $1725

Shoe Size
[ ] Over 13 - $300
[ ] 12 1/2 to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $700
[x] 7 to 10 - $600
[ ] Under 7 - $550

Total so far | $2325

Favorite Colors (3)
[ ] Green - $750
[x] Black - $600
[ ] Red - $800
[ ] Yellow - $475
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Purple - $225
[x] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $ 50

Total so far | $3325

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes - $0
[ ] On Some - $750
[x] No - $1000

Total so far | $4325

How many people are you going to tag?
[ ] Over 61 - $250,000
[ ] 51 - 60 - $100,000
[ ] 41 - 50 - $50,000
[ ] 31 - 40 - $10,000
[ ] 21 - 30 - $5,000
[ ] 11 - 20 - $1,000
[x] 1 - 10 - $500

Total so far | $4825

Pageviews on DA | 182

Grand Total | $4825? >>

AMG I'M WORTH LYKE NOTHING. D:
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Hmm so...

1 min read
Since I decided to stop using my DA account just to look around and comment, I was wondering... Would people like to see the fanfiction I write? Or perhaps all the notes I've done a original story I want to one day make?

I don't really have friends here but uh... I suppose even random people's input is nice (I mean I didn't even want to write fanfiction until a friend suggested I try).

I upload fanfiction on Fanfiction.net (As Yggdra Yuril Artwaltz), but I'd have to say DA seems better in some aspects. But... I suppose uploading on both wouldn't hurt for those without a DA account! ^^
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